Here is the thing about single Lutheran men: they have roughly as much game as a third-grade T-ball team. Non-Lutheran boys, it turns out, are actually scientifically game-ier than wild turkies. (That’s excluding all of you married Lutheran men out there, since you obviously had enough game to get your wives. Or maybe not. Billions of years of scientific evidence proves that men always marry … Continue reading

I was thinking about writing on how sick I am of politics and how I really can’t believe that we have to put up with this nonsense until 20andstinking12. And then I figured, “Why talk about stuff that drives you nuts?” “Why mention the fact that you’ve heard of Ron Paul so much that you’re ready hang yourself with dental floss?” I thought to myself. … Continue reading the definition