I passed Logic in college, but only barely. So tell me if I’ve got this syllogism wrong.

Most 20somethings listen to hip music.

1940s music is not hip.

I listen to 1940s music.

I is not hip.

I think that follows. Doesn’t it?

So my house is retro. So I listen to Sinatra, Crosby, Martin, Davis, and Clooney every day. So I think women should wear pearls and heels like they did in the 40s and 50s. So I think Audrey Hepburn is God’s gift to acting-kind.

Does that make me weird?

You can be honest.

Brutal even.

I already know the answer.