silly boomers

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Lutheran Baby Boomer, Hi. Sir. Ma’am. I hear you say a lot of things about people my age in the church, people 30 and under. I hear you say them and I really am listening–mostly–but in my head, I’m usually thinking,  “WHAT?” and “Aw heck.” and “Here we go again.” That’s because you’re being silly. It’s silly to say, “Our church … Continue reading silly boomers

i’ve got my sriracha to keep me warm

You’re stuck inside. It’s cold. You’re basically hibernating. And snacking. Warm up. Heat up. Give in to Sriracha. (No sweaters, Valentines, or Etch-a-Sketchs required.) Step one: Buy Sriracha sauce from Wal-Mart. Unless you hate Wal-Mart. Then I don’t know. You’re on your own. Step two: Buy salt from Aldi for less than 2 quarters. Love Aldi. Live Aldi. Be Aldi. Step three: Use about a … Continue reading i’ve got my sriracha to keep me warm