I have a new love: spray paint.
It’s a miracle product.
It makes ugly things beautiful, unusable things usable, nasty things pretty, and awkward things normal, like, for instance, these, um, elf . . . things . . . with eyelashes that completely encircle their eyes.
You can say it. I don’t mind. In fact, I’ll even agree with you.
I mean, why is a little creature sitting on a mushroom anyway?
These are the things I wonder about.
But then, enter $3.99 of paint,
a snooze in the hammock while it dries,
and you have some pretty cute little pixies to brighten up the plants on your deck.
Move over, duct tape.
There’s a new sheriff in town.